The agonies of being a lazy blogger

11:30in the evening. Stillhalf an hour to make two posts.

Boyfriend (comes in): Lena?
Me (closing the lid of my laptop fast)
B: No!
M: What?
B: I can't believe it!
M: No idea what you're talking about.
B: YOU'RE WATCHING PORN INSTEAD OF WORKING!
M (talking fast): What? No I don't, I'm watching this video on YouTube, just wanted to show you, you know, parents telling their kids about the birds and the bees and the kids-
B: NO! You still have two osts to write!
M: Oh, yeah. I decided to only make eight. I mean, who cares?
B: No. You can do that. Just two. Don't be so lazy.
M: But the kids are so-
B: Go on. Now. (goes watching TV while I'm suffering)

Sigh.
It's hard to be lazy.

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#agony
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